godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

khal-blaine:

colferscoke:

colferscoke:

that moment when you read a great spoiler in a public place and you’re like 

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oh wait

we dont get good spoilers anymore

that moment when you read a terrible spoiler in a public place and you’re like

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agentotter:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

Ever want to reread a fanfic but you can’t remember the title? Here’s a Google trick that will change your life

Let’s say you’re looking for a Destiel fic that involved a trip to Costco and you read it on AO3. First thing you type in the Goggle search bar is

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ 

the site: tells Google that you only want it to search the AO3 website

Next, enter your search terms

costco dean cas

when you hit search Google will give you a list of all the pages on AO3 that contain the words you entered. All you have to do is click through the results until you find the fic you’re thinking of

It’s that easy. Now go find that fanfic you’ve been pining for

HOLY SHIT

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

tentimesmore:

I don’t have time to write out a long post right now, but I saw this while looking through posts I’ve “liked” on tumblr. This one is particularly dangerous - I think the first time I saw it I had just taken a sip of water and I almost choked to death. I know someone in real life who makes this exact face at flowers. This is pure hilarity for me.

What is Out With A Bang?

outwithabangbigbang:

Out With A Bang is a six-month 50,000 word writing challenge celebrating the final season of Glee. Out With A Bang is a return to the novel-length big bangs of old and a final farewell to the show we love (or love to fix). Stories may involve any Glee-centric romantic…

batcii:

Another commission for Annelise; pre-serum, modern-day hipster!Steve Rogers, which is the cutest request I’ve had in a while. Had fun doing this. :))

my commission info is here.

kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

crush-the-matriarchy:

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

HW