thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

I was tagged by randomguykyle
Name: Depends on who you ask
Nickname(s): Sam, Kait, that one annoying kid
Birthday: June 2nd
Sex: depends on the day
Sexuality: depends on my mood
Height: 5’6”ish
Time Zone: mountain 
What time and date is it there: August 30th 5:58 pm 
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 8 1/2ish
OTPs: klaine 
The last thing I Googled was: the fuck is a percolator
First word that comes to mind: squirt
What I last said to a family member: “that’s fine I’ll just use barbecue sauce”
How many blankets I sleep under: 1 but I have another one to cuddle with
Favourite beverage: mocha (especially when they’re free)
The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Lucy? I think?
Three things I can’t live without: food, water, my dazzling personality. Oh wait that’s what you can’t live without 
A piece of advice for all my followers: don’t carry around $200 in cash
I tag: shannonisinwonderland, cosmicauthority, brokenlightdances

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

helioscentrifuge:

cats are morons and i want fifty of them

peace-out-little-munchkins:

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

THIS IS GOLDEN

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

ladyzolstice:

when u want to draw but also u don’t want to draw

image

travors:

Video

http://bleerios.tumblr.com/post/96042779493/kurtsies-okay-imagine-kurt-and-blaine-are-both

kurtsies:

OKAY IMAGINE kurt and blaine are both famous and they’ve never met, they don’t know each other personally, but they’re both fans of each other’s work. and when they get asked questions in interviews like “who is your celebrity crush?” kurt goes, “oh god, that’s embarrassing… blaine…

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

HW